February 2012
951 posts
Every.Time
Me: Im going into town tomorrow after school, so pick me up later
Dad: Who are you going with
Dad: Are you going with a guy
Dad: Are you dating
Dad: Im forbidding you from going into town
Me: Dad, Im going with my friend whos a gi-
Dad: Youre going with a guy. I know you are
Dad: A guy whom youre probably dating
Dad: And youre going to get pregnant
Dad: And then youre going to get kicked out of school
Dad: Then you wont be able to get a job
Dad: And you'll live on the streets
Me: Dad, Im just going into town with my friend to buy some stuff for school, such as pencils and pape-
Dad: No youre not
Dad: Youre meeting with your guy friend
Dad: Who's gonna get you pregnant
Dad: And your life will be ruined
Dad: Dont lie to me child
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Dad: Okay, you can go into town
Dad:
Dad: But Im coming with you
Dad:
Dad: And Im bringing a shot gun
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
0hsnapitsthaowieee:
When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
lol he’d be the most interesting teacher at all times.
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WHY IS HE SUCH A JACKASS....sometimes
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
